Southern for edible panties. Not nice pants that you wear to dinner.
Flavored panties for delictable pleasures.
|2.||Larry the Cable Guy|
Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
A good looking sexxxy female known to have such a good clean pussy, taint and anus, ( clean shaven,tastey non-oderous ) that a person,( Male or Female ) would gladly spend hours licking her crack front to back, clit to ass and back, almost foregoing intercourse intirely in their desire to have oral sex with such a sweet sexxxy treat,,,almost.
Dude-1 says, " What a Babe, I bet she's got some good eatin' pussy " Dude-2 replies, " Fuck yeah dude, she's a major Girlypop for real " Dude-ett says, " For real "
When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.
I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.