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4.
The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!
by gimmedatsammich December 05, 2011
 
1.
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
by Dr. Kev October 26, 2006
 
2.
It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.
Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'
by laalllalall February 01, 2007
 
3.
it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating
you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.
by flipynif November 17, 2004
 
5.
Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.
When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.
by MattCouthoun June 23, 2005
 
6.
Usually said when angry, or in humour.
Eat shit and die ass wipe!
by Minority September 20, 2008
 
7.
A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 26, 2006