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A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
by thebest4ever December 07, 2009
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verb; to trip and or fall, to embarrass oneself
"HAHAHAHA did you see Allison eat shit?!?"
"haha no man, I bet it was funny though"
by ALEXISNICOLE December 16, 2014
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when your doing something extreme, like mountain biking, water tubing, etc., and you take a massive wipeout
when you eat shit after falling off a water tube at 45 mph, it hurts like hell.
by tubve August 18, 2008
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1.when one is stating that another is inferior
2.when one fails at something therfore eating shit.
1. dean;dude i got an f on my english test. billy boy; eat shit
2.johnny trips over a traffic cone in gym. ted yells "eat shit".
by asian guy named weiwei February 22, 2009
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What poor people do.
Hobo Bob:Hey joe,look what I found!
Hobo Joe: Alright! Shit!
Hobo Bob:Let's eat shit
by Ren&Azi March 18, 2006
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To consume one's or another's feaces
Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"

Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit
by Pelt February 04, 2007
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v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
by viciousk August 13, 2009
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