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13.
There are two common definitions.

A. To eat food.

B. To devour ones manhood.
A. This restaurant kicks ass, I can hardly wait for the chicken cordon blue so I can eat it.

B. Hey Mark! Here is a suggestion, why don't you eat it. Actually while you are at that, pound sand!
by The Cash Man July 23, 2003
 
1.
to fall completely onto your face
Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it
by nellysgrl January 23, 2005
 
2.
1. just deal with it
2. take it or leave it
1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man
by Jose Mansilla February 07, 2007
 
3.
1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 11, 2009
 
4.
shut up. and keep playing smash becuase you either just got coined or owned.
Person 1: Samus - watch me shoot you

Person 2: ( O shit )

(Mario counters it and blows his face

off)

Person 2: eat it bitch.

Person 1: F in' A F in' A....

eat it.
by Makemeapizza January 12, 2007
 
5.
A parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" by Weird Al.
Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!
by BasicLvrCH8r February 16, 2008
 
6.
When you say something and someone makes a good comeback. They say it.
Greg- "Manny Ramirez suck"

Bobby- "300+ average, 40+ HRs, eat it"
by Danny D February 28, 2005
 
7.
making someone feel an intense and painful feeling of revulsion or horror!
"Lemieux...with the wrap....EAT-IT shrayer! Ya, that's right, whip the controller!"
by Biggy March 14, 2003