There are two common definitions.
A. To eat food.
B. To devour ones manhood.
A. This restaurant kicks ass, I can hardly wait for the chicken cordon blue so I can eat it.
B. Hey Mark! Here is a suggestion, why don't you eat it. Actually while you are at that, pound sand!
to fall completely onto your face
Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it
1. just deal with it
2. take it or leave it
1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man
1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
A parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" by Weird Al.
Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!
When you say something and someone makes a good comeback. They say it.
Greg- "Manny Ramirez suck"
Bobby- "300+ average, 40+ HRs, eat it"
Noun. Making someone "Eat it" is the act of pushing an object (for example, a handful of bark, or a pie.) into their face (aiming for the mouth) while yelling in a high pitched voice "Eaaaaaaat iiiitttt!". This is often practiced when someone may be rambling, or as an act of revenge. Such an act can either be seen as hilarious, or downright immature, depending on the circumstances.
This can also be done as a joke to friends, where the object may not actually touch the face, or very gently. Another variation of eat it is the act of pulling someone's face into one's crotch, while yelling "Eaaaat itt!" though in a very low pitched voice.
Past tense - Ate it.
"John made Jason eat a bit of meat pie on a stick, so Jason opened his pizza rounda and made John eat it."
"I'm gonna make you eat it if you don't shut up."
"EAAAAAT ITT!!! You just ate it. Bad."
slang term for someone who sucks at something
dammit, that noob eats it at cs