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1. eat-ems
Another word for food.
Let's have some eat-ems.
by person yo-yo Sep 12, 2003 add a video
2. eat my shit
An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS
Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock face?!?!
3. ems
abbreviation for:
eat my shorts
n00b: lolololrofl 1 pWn3d |-|1/\/\
guy pwned: ems
4. EMS
"Eat my Shit"

It's like saying "Not this time"
John: "Please let me win this race!"

Gabriel: "Ems this time."
5. EMS
Eat My Shit
I was texting with my ex-gf, she wanting to get back together, I texted "EMS bitch." to her.
6. EMS
Eat My Shorts
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
7. EMS
Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."
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