| 43. | Musulman | ||
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King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature. Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream" Me: "What? Do you swallow" Musulman: "Only when buggering" Me: "Nigga Please!" |
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| 44. | douchebaguette | ||
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a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread. I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
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| 45. | LATD | ||
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adj. 1. like a true douche, 2. like a total douche You: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Everyone: Sounds good. Ask Ryan if he can. You: He says he has to eat dinner so he can't, LATD. |
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| 46. | mehgitarian | ||
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Someone who isn't a vegetarian, but doesn't generally eat meat. Tommy: She doesn't really eat meat, so most of these recipes would be lost on her.
Robert: What? I didn't know she was a vegetarian? Tommy: Yeah…but she made a kickass potroast yesterday. Robert: So a "mehgitarian"? Tommy: "Mostly vege" |
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| 47. | Douche Mouth | ||
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When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour. I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.
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| 48. | poptart | ||
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A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite... A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is. A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson |
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| 49. | grimen | ||
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a douche; to act like a douche "Did you really eat all the ice cream?"
-"Yeah" "That's a fucking grimen move." |
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