To be filithy snobby rich and refuse to give anything to anyone;
or

to refuse to eat Taco Mayo;
or
to

refuse to give away a cheap grill

The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

Thats right Dragon

You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

I love you

Hervules is a STD. You can catch Hervules while doing any sexual act (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.).

Hervules is a treatable but deadly STD.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Orgasmic periods, Violent shoulder slinging, Organ leakage from naval, extreme hair growth on arse (grows back right away after shaving or waxing), and noticable shrinkage and growth of breasts and balls.

Hervules can be cured by taking an ointment, which you must eat, that taste like everything that makes you cry. It's opposite tast would most likely cure cancer.

The urgent evacuation of one's bowels due to the increase in intra-abdominal pressure following a large meal. Also refered to as P4.

i.e. When you eat so much that you have to go to the toilet right away just to reduce the pressure.

Anaiste is the most beautifully natural person around. She is full of awesomeness and is one who will always make you laugh. She loves pie and will eat anything a mile away. She is perfectly lazy and will bring a smile to your face no matter the situation. And most likely asian.

Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.

And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.

What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.

The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!

A small town in south florida, with more Mexicans than a mexican town. many Blacks too. after Cubans land there rafts this is one place they like to go. Alot of crime, and filled with drugs. Hot-spot for illegal mexican workers.