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Low cost, budget short haul flight operator between many European cities. Owned by a Greek dude, they are often the cheapest carriers about - you have to pay for food and drink, but on the upside, the female cabin crew are often pretty fit.
"How you getting to Luton bro?"
"Easy Jet innit"
by Mister Pea September 26, 2006
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Pretty member of teacher support staff who all the kids really like and look up to.
"Crikey, that Easyjet is so nice innit"

"I hope Easyjet is in today, she really makes school fun and interesting"
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A discount airline with really cheap prices. However, they will charge you a bitch if you are overweight.
example 1: Easy jet can fly you from Madrid to Casablanca for 50euros round trip.
example 2: But will charge 80euros because your carpet was over the weight limit (by 5kilo), on a trip from Rome to Paris (ticket was only 30 euros).
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