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1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise
(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...
by MiZuNdRsTuD December 05, 2010
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