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eastside river rat 

lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.
Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?
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Mercer Island Eastside 

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.

Eastside Tacoma Washington 

In the 1980's or 1990's when you thought of gangtsers in tacoma you thought about hilltop.Now days the hotbed of gangs and drugs in tacoma is on the eastside. I recent years the crime on eastside has been growing fast. mckinley ave is the heart of the eastside. Tacoma had 24th worst crime rate last year, and is the 4th most dangerous city on the west coast, after Richmond, Oakland, and Compton.Tacoma has a wide variety of gangs, from, bloods, crips, folks, b.g.d, norteno, surenos...ect..
you from hilltop? - john doe

Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg

What is eastside?- john doe

GUNBLAST! - b-dawg

SCREAMS! -john doe

Eastside_Dave 

A troll that lurks around eBaumsworld with his catch phrase,"Oh..."
I was watching a video on eBaumsworld and decided to comment, when all of a sudden I was trolled and dawged by Eastside_Dave.

eastside park 

A park/hood located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida mostly filled with Zoe’s. A person from east would also say they are from the east or 1300 block . A person who reps the east would use numbers 135 or 1300.
Eastside Park is usually where all the Zoe’s be at.
eastside park by BlockBleeder July 10, 2018

Eastside Corona 

An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light with a lime in it.
Damn this Eastside Corona is even better than a real one. Dam Eastsiders know how to party!
Eastside Corona by hogballs5000 October 2, 2018

eastenders 

A strange urban collection of hyperactive, semi rational individuals. None of them posess their own washing machine, and most of them only own two sets of clothing. Some characters in fact wear clothing which was handed down through the generation, from the 1980s.
Characters are mostly unemployed, for they spend most of their day in a tiny square. Nothing like this actually exists in the eastend of london, which is actually very large, cosmopolitan, with large streets, large roads, and large communities of various ethnic groups.
On eastenders this is not reflected, it is perhaps stuck in the public imagination of the eastend in the 1950s. The storylines are not well thought out, the acting is childish, and it reflects a place firmly in the imagination of the British public.

The eastend of London today, is made up of asian, white and black ethnic groups, with brick lane mostly asian.
It is not really reflective of multi ethnic London, despite the occasional crazy black or asian family who arrive, to live alongside the mostly crazy white families.

Its imaginary stuff.
Real life "I am going to Brick Lane market in the east end, to purchase some sari material, and have a curry!"

Eastenders "Err love, we ave 2 asian families on our street now, its a lot more than it used to be innet?"
eastenders by London person February 23, 2010