essington

A place full of crackheads , Billy Webb , and a girl who shoved disgusting things up her vagina. Essington is a shithole and Billy Webb and Dom Bennett make it even worse by going round wrecking everything. Try so stay away from Essington

Oh no don’t go Essington. Billy Webb is out!

essington by User1928337 December 17, 2019

easington

Easington is a shithole and is full of some strange but some fit lads

“Hey are you down easington”

easington by Shardyyxo January 11, 2018

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth 

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth by AngryDan July 9, 2003

beastington 

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

beastington by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

easington lane 

A drug hole with chavs at ya neck

Shit hole

Isis would not bomb here to much of a shit hole our Easington Lane

easington lane by Bobtopchav November 25, 2019

Easington

Where pure little scruffs live who will shag for a pack of aldi digestive biscuits and shag on the village green every friday night with there little smackhead mates

I shagged a lad for a pack of digestives on the village green in Easington

Easington by Topshagger69 February 20, 2019

Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth 

A Lord who is the first recorded person to ask Strong Bad how he can type with boxing gloves on. Strong Bad gives him WHAT FOR!

Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth is a Carpetbagger!

Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth by Luckey Haskins August 1, 2003