22
The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.
Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"

East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"

Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
by JukeJointJezebel April 23, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
23
where da bitches live only one cool man been born their and he moved to the west side the best side (tupac)
fuck nyc all bout the west coast where we where the baby blue yea thats right fuck red and fuck u to bitch
by lostone March 08, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
24
East coast is populated with the most fake, ignorant , overweight , redneck/hillbilly people, at least in the hip-hop community. Motha fuckas think they shit dont stink , come to cali and get yo ho card pulled. Poeple go about they daily lives tryin to be somethin they aint and fools like Nas , 50 promote that shit. Fools wearin every color of the damn rainbow haha ,trickin for dem hoes and dont get me started on the stuck up ass bitches, them NY bitches lookin like FANTASIA ON CRACK these days. So go ahead buy dat pussy and smoke that stress we aint mad at cha.
Fools wearin dickies wit tims get they ass whooped and the shit look stupid anyway stick to yall fubu and punkass sean john east coast. Killa Cali said it C's up
by 5150187 January 14, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
25
the place where erryone is a fougaisy
ima bus a cap in that east coast rappa candy ass
by Jay-C May 07, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
26
The worst part of America (after the West Coast), full of criminals and people who think their shit doesn't stink. No one is friendly, everyone talks shit about hard-working people because they, as people from the East Coast, think they are above anything involving hard work.
I lived in New York and then Boston for 12 years, and I'm never going back to the East Coast.
by IamRaptorJesus June 30, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
27
Drinking the good ol' white stuff out with a straw
by Ordinary Guy October 31, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
28
A coast in the opposite direction of the United States.
by 19357 April 09, 2017
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug