A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
"Hey guys, East Providence mad boring!"