a heavy populated italian town near new haven, ct ( i swear im the only non italian )
the girls are whores with huge ass noses and dress like they weigh nothing too bad their fatass italians
the guys have no balls and are wannabees at everything, theres wanna be gangsters, skaters, emos, rockers, and everything
the football team is horrible, they suck at basketball, and hockey (this year anyway) baseball and softball are normally okay i guess..
in other words this town sucks balls you would never want to live here.
east haven slut: oh hey (insert my name here) did you know that Mike and I did it last night?
me: oh wow Amanda too bad you are only 13
In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.
Wannabe Gangster 2: Fine!
.... Later at the Green in East Haven, with 100's of civics lining the streets
Wannabe 1: You gonna do anything, or are we gonna wait for Officer Nick to come break this up?
Wannabe 2: Nah man, you might sue me. Besides, It took me an hour to do my hair all Gotti like this!
wat other town has their own christmas song?
east haven kid 2: man meet me at d.d. ill be there in like 10 mins then well go chill down at lowes yo.
Zebra 1: hey rocky, hows your bank account
zebra 2: Ayy ohh ayy, why do u care?
Zebra 1: im just asking, why do you have to be a wise guy ahhh.
Zebra 2: Ayyyy!!
Zebra 1: Ayyyy!!
Hanging out a Club D&D or Lowes is always better than loitering around a house like a bunch of Porch Monkeys (i.e. Fair Haven, New Haven etc.) We spend money, because, shockingly, WE HAVE IT.
Does your town have an amazing soda company? Does it have it's own Christmas Song? Hi Hater.
and please, it's East Haven. if you're not from here, you're not allowed to call it Staven!
It's only okay when you talk ish about it when you live here.
North Branford Goon 2: I don't know, call some people from East Haven.
Sleazy Haven, Staven, E Staven, Easy Haven
eh kid 2 - idk which one of the 20 ppl that have them did u call yet?
Girl: Uhmm i will chill with you once you take some of that makeup off and some of that gell out of your hair because im afraid to get stabbed with your blowout.
Eastie: Fine bitch i'll just some some more weed wit my crew you.