easeisly 

Easeisly - Pronounced (ease-iss-lee) - In an easy manner; Preformed with ease; Without difficulty; At the very minimum; Not to be confused by easily

One can easeisly say that the only competition in Combat Arms is Team VerTu.

easeisly by vertuhouse August 14, 2009

Easel 

A wooden construction you set your canvas on, before painting.

I had a lucid dream last night, it was quite abstract; I was dreaming the only hell that exists is here on Earth and one of its escape route was thru my room. Then, near the radiator, I've noticed an odd guardian of it, he looked like the easel transformed into some kind of stained tree-robot, and as we've spoken, his slats had started to bleed with a weird liquid light. Then I've slowly begun to turning aware that each of his numerous sticky chakras have been moulded from a various types of artistic paint. I woke up before the very end, but there was nothing except my old easle standing quietly in the corner, in the pile of empty cigarettes packs. So it was never just about colors I smiled to myself. Had a first smoke, readied my brushes...

Easel by cykcykcykcykbum February 14, 2008

Easel 

The surplus of wrinkly skin on the ballsac. It can be bunched up, stretched, twisted, and manipulated in various ways.

My scrotum is really hard to shave with a razor because my easel is so wrinkly and loose.

Easel by M Jacobsen August 18, 2007

Eselschlag 

The German translation for giving someone a Donkey Punch.

Donkey Punch: When you're fucking someone doggie style in the ass and you want it a bit tighter, just punch them hard in the back of the head. This is sometimes accompanied by the battle cry of "DONKEY PUNCH!"

"DONKEY PUNCH!" *bang!!!!*

"You son of a bitch!"

*pffft pffft pffft* "Ahhh, thanks babe."

Eselschlag by Digitaldevil March 8, 2005

Easel 

Noun: A person who fits the acronym E.A.S.L (Easy And Sloppy Lay)

An easel can often be seen at bars or clubs a little bit past tipsy, out of shape, and have no business wearing that skin-tight midriff shirt. An easel is a sure thing when you need to get laid and don't care by who.

1: "Man, there are not too many good lookin' chicks out tonight. I may have to settle for one of these easels."

Easel by JakkedXun September 1, 2011

The Philadelphia Eagels

1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.

"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"

The Philadelphia Eagels by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004

Sex easel 

Something that you can practice your sex positions on.

Male: honey let’s try missionary.
Female: we don’t know how to do it get the sex easel.

Sex easel by ElemoSugerDaddy November 23, 2019