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An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies. She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.
With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy. |
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| 2. | earthy-crunchy | ||
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Another term for a hippie. "she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"
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| 3. | earth-crunch | ||
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adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots. Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
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GRANOLA You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
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| 5. | Crunchy sexual | ||
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A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks. These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad. Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening! Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual? Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man |
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| 6. | granola | ||
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earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower. After the camping trip we all felt so granola.
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| 7. | granola dyke | ||
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A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar. Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.
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