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4.
To finger the anus then putting your tongue inside the hole.
Did you hear that Casey got earthwormed yesterday?
by true_master_/\/1qqqq July 07, 2011
 
1.
An uncircumsized weiner
Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard
by genegine October 14, 2006
 
2.
The deliberate act of speaking lyrics, humming a tune or singing a song with the specific goal of embedding the song in someone elses conscience. Typically this is done with a over played pop-tune or other catchy, yet annoying song.

To earthworm; or earthworming are both correct useages.
Jim was known to earthworm his coworkers with childrens songs on a regular basis.
by drkilljoy October 15, 2009
 
3.
A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.
Oh shit. We have to play the Earthworms next. At least they're good sports about winning.
by Nice Mark February 17, 2005
 
5.
The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.
An earthworm has all the insult of a "pressed ham" with injury as well.
by amasdasdfkjghsdfkjgf December 31, 2005
 
6.
the art of fingering a person's asshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim's nose.
that bitch is a whore, i gave her the earthworm last night and she did'nt even flinch.
by topdrawer1978 August 10, 2006
 
7.
another word for male genitalia hoo yah
i got hit right where it hearts in the fucking earthworm
by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004