The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.

An uncircumsized weiner

A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.

To finger the anus then putting your tongue inside the hole.

The deliberate act of speaking lyrics, humming a tune or singing a song with the specific goal of embedding the song in someone elses conscience. Typically this is done with a over played pop-tune or other catchy, yet annoying song.

To earthworm; or earthworming are both correct useages.

the art of fingering a person's asshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim's nose.

another word for male genitalia hoo yah