"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 02, 2003
A big round lump of crap floating in space
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003
Where George Dubya Bush isn't

What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)
Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all
by baz August 09, 2004
A monumentally painful shit
I need an earth
by Tommy D November 04, 2003

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