1. Ground, soil.

2. The 3rd planet in the Solar System.
1. I have earth beneath my legs.

2. Where aliens don't go.
by ODDin December 29, 2004
Harmless.
Alien 1: Please, buddy, you gotta tell me how to escape all this chaos! I need some place harmless, man!

Alien 2: Go to Earth, then.
by bat_hero August 29, 2009
God's beautiful creation.

Earth would be absolutely awesome if it wasn't for all the damn Satanists.
Sadly about 99.999% of the people here are Satanists.(see RETARDS)
by GET OFF MY PLANET YOU VERMIN March 13, 2005
Mostly Stupid
Mostly Ocean
Mostly Harmless

E A R T H

-Spock
Stupid = The Life on it --us humans anyway
Ocean = BIG FAT AND BLUE
Harmless = The Earth is this to other civilizations out there. *see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*
by Spock- May 04, 2005
A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.
by Volatile November 13, 2004
A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.
So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."
by Trek August 25, 2006
Location of Emperor of Man and Imperial halls. Also called Holy Terra. Generally considered to be an impenetrable fortress.
The Earth has hundreds of thousands of space marines

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