a word used by five percenters to refer to females.
"My old earth is fuckin wit the god."
by Revolutionary Mind September 24, 2007
That little blue planet that you can just barely see on a map of the universe.
Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!

by YouTube April 15, 2007
The offical breeding ground of the human race.
by real rose May 07, 2003
Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.
Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?
by TabGuy January 02, 2011
A very dangerous place as every living thing on the planet eventually dies
Earth is a hazard to all people
by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008
a planet full of queers
who think that life isn't about
doing what's right vs. doing what's wrong
but instead they think it's about
how much ass you can kiss in order
to get ahead and that there is no such thing
as right or wrong

in other words they're all good little nazi assholes
who follow orders by kissing all the right asses
and do not care how evil the outcome of that is

That's pretty fucked up right there!
earth is doomed ...
by it's dOOmed i say November 10, 2007
A pointless lump of rotating rock where chavs rule the innocent bystandrs and cause misery and mayhem, without which all shrinks would be unemployed.
It all comes down to chavs.
by donnald duck June 04, 2005

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