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1. earsex
The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.
Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."
by recipher Jul 30, 2005 add a video
2. earsex
*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??
by you suck Oct 9, 2003 add a video
3. earsex
A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.
J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.
by Earsexyness Oct 9, 2003 add a video
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