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Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)
Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me
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Cov-Earrings 

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.
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Douchebag Earring 

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
Douchebag Earring by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009
Literally the loudest thing you can listen to
Damn Roman, how did you make my ears bleed?

All I did was play coconut mall earrape while you were sleeping
Earrape by chicken1013 August 5, 2018

Earfquake 

The name of a Tyler the creator song with a flaming hot Playboi carti feature; a play on the word earthquake.
Cause you make my "earfquake", oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it's making my heart break.
Earfquake by Bando Bandito May 18, 2019
The act of destroying someones ears with a song that has been distorted and bass boosted
Someone made an Earrape version of goosebumps by travi$ scott that fucking destroyed my ears
Earrape by Xxxxxxxxxtentacion June 12, 2017

earring bro 

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.
Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!