Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

Earpod Person by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020

Earped 

When you kill an opponent with a pistol while playing a fist person shooter online. Earped derived from Wyatt Earp's name.

My main weapon was out of ammo, but I pulled the pistol and Earped that fool.

Earped by KawiBunga October 20, 2016

ear pod 

An ear pod in essence is an ear phone. Pod is defined as an external casing, in this case, around a speaker. The pod is also used in reference to the ipod or any digital music source (eg: mp3 player).

"Take your damn ear pod out when I'm talking to you"

ear pod by Mat P June 22, 2007

earpud 

The detachable rubber pieces on a pair of earbuds that fit inside your ear hole.

"Speak up! I've got a couple of earpuds stuck in my ears"

earpud by alpatronixex120master November 17, 2014

ear pod's 

this is my dad's word for air pod's

hey y/n can you pass me my ear pod's

ear pod's by y/n February 28, 2021

earpoon 

when one has gauges in there ears big enough to have intercourse with of course the bigger the gauge the more possible for you to stick your meat in it

That girls gauges are so big i can F*ck them that was some good earpoon

earpoon by chewyskullz March 16, 2010

earporn 

Porn Involving penetration of the ear.

Damn, that was some fine earporn I watched yesterday

earporn by magefeanor September 6, 2011