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1.
1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early
I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.
by Light Joker May 16, 2005
 
2.
The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'
You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.
by GregTheDrinker August 28, 2008
 
3.
An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.
"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"
by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010
 
4.
When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.
Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"
by sumguyk24 September 12, 2011
 
5.
The greatest tiny restaurant on the face of the earth near willow brook mall on pompton avenue, located in New Je rsey.
Guy 1- Hey do you wanna go to EarlyBirds?

Guy 2- Sure i'll go that place is the shit.
by shoopdawoop May 25, 2008
 
6.
One who ejaculates early during sex.
Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!
by puppethead December 19, 2005