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To jack off in someones ear. I was earjacking justin when the phone rang.
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December 19, 2005 and July 8, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing. Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.
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Making your friends listen to horrible music against their will. I hate riding in the van with her, I'm always earjacked!
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Talking someone's ear off. Rambling on while not getting to the point (jaw-jabbin). Trying to engage someone in a long-winded conversation who is obviously trying to get to the point and get on with thier day. Also known as being held as a "conversation hostage". "I went to ask Renee a quick question and she earjacked me for 30 min. She's always earjacking people!"
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Malign monopoly of a hapless individual's attention, through the aural canals. This nasty temporary possession might involve tricks with volume, tantalizing & purposeless gossip, half-garbled but compelling rumors, +/or claims of interpersonal priority (such as a martyred aunt or disabled neighbor), but the aim is to own you & ride you, pure & simple. "So I sez to him, I SEZ WHY did you pass the salt to her FIRST, AREN'T I as IMPORTANT as she is? Then HE SEZ..."
"...and then the boss leaned over to him and promised- but you hate gossip, I know...Gotta keep yr ear to the ground, or you'll get stampeded..." "So kin ya take me tasafta noon, huh? Kin ya take me tamorrah? Kin I have a quarter? How 'bout fi'bucks? Kin ya hold me up for the bubblah? Hey, d'ja hear me?" "Nobody believes me- but I saw this coming! No one listens but I told you, dindin't I? I knew it, I knew this wld happen! Remember when I told you..." Arrrgh! |
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