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when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff
"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."
by thelordtoe August 31, 2011
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Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.
Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.
by Spencalicious February 13, 2008
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Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.
Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.
by Spencalicious February 12, 2008
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It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.
Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."
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