| 1. | Eagles, The | ||
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Greatest Band of Alltime hey, did you see The Eagles last night?
Yeah dude, im so glad i saw the greatest band of alltime, beats that DMB crap! Eagles, The |
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| 2. | Telecaster | ||
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a misunderstood guitar in my opinion that was created by Leo Fender. It the first completely solidbody electric guitar ever mass produced but was origionally known as the Broadcaster, it has two single coil pickups, a volume and a tone knob, and a steel plate bridge. I say it's misunderstood because since the Telecaster has such a twangy sound it is commonly used by dance indy combos such as Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkey's which is fine, but what ever happened to the rocking Tele? I speak of Graham Coxon's fine work in Blur, or Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead (best band ever), or indeed Matt Bellamy of Muse? Please musicians hear my call, bring back the rocking Tele! The Telecaster was used by Graham Coxon, Thom Yorke, Johhny Greenwood, Matt Bellamy, The Eagles, The Clash etc.
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| 3. | Bring Me The Horizon | ||
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This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world. A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
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"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!! I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown) I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal) BLARRRRRRRRG! FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!" A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes: Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?" Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?" Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword." Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?" Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon." Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists." |
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| 4. | Eagles | ||
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Nickname for the British football/soccer team Crystal Palace Cumon you Eagles!!! The Eagles beat Charlton Athletic (with ease).
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| 5. | Philasexual | ||
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In Philadelphia, some men are more in love with the Eagles, the Sixers, the Phillies, and the Flyers than they are with women. These devoted fans are known as Philasexuals Person 1: Greg never talks to girls. Is he gay?
Person 2: No, he's a Philasexual. Person 1: Oh, so that's why he always wears Eagles' jerseys. |
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| 6. | The Shinies | ||
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A disscussion group with a large memberbase. It was started by Masterwolfe13, Sosoona777, and Xgamer4. The group was started on the PRSSB from GameFAQS. There are leaders, which include the three already said, eagles610, Ramar, razoreye, and Your Base. I wanna join the Shinies!
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| 7. | the big lebowski | ||
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1. A crusader on the quest to get his rug back.
2. Also, one of my favorite movies, and that from a guy who doesn't like comedies. But this is not about a few teenagers with a hardon, or Jim Carry thinking he is God...and such. After you have seen it even a couple of times (yes I admit it!) you still have to laugh at some of the scenes. The part when his investigation leads The Dude to the mansion of Jacky Treehorn, featuring the "Gutterballs" dream sequence, talking to the chief of the police station in Malibu ("sorry I wasn't listening"), and ending by being kicked out of the cab by the driver because he hates "the fucking Eagles man" is absolutely hilarious. Dude (a.k.a. the Big Lebowski): You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regiment to keep my mind, ... limber.
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