The history of everness 

Since history began

Richard i love you more than ever, in the history of everness

The history of everness by Destiny AR January 20, 2011

Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013

Beagerness 

Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.

"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"

Beagerness by London Jax January 6, 2021

Eagerless 

Someone with no eager and enthusiasm

How could you not watch that video i suggested , you're such an eagerless person

Eagerless by Emilio hawkshack October 25, 2018

fagerness 

A person who drives a slow automatic car, and is conviced that autos beat manuals all the time no matter what

Racing a Honda is like winning the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded like Fagerness

fagerness by Kohl Ervin September 25, 2006

Neverness to Everness

A game developed by Hotta Studio (a subsidiary of Perfect World Games) from China. It is basically the anime version of GTA. Characters include the MC, Mint, Nanally, Fadia, etc. It has already been a week since its global release. Shortened form is NTE.

Guy: Have you heard of Neverness to Everness?
Girl: Yeah, I have. Can't wait to see how it goes as I bought my new gaming laptop!

Neverness to Everness by LaserImouto May 5, 2026