The electronic version of getting shitted on
. Usually in the form of an email
or other forms of electronic communication. A very effective way to shit on
someone because of the option to have the eShit forwarded or having multiple recipients tied into the eShit via cc
The job recruiter is doubting my candidacy for the position so I sent her an eShit saying "Thank you" and a list of references that know I can do a kick ass job.
That bitch stole my client. I'm gonna eShit on her and bcc her boss...
NOUN. unwanted things/articles in one's inbox; oftentimes ads for erectile disfunction or free porn. These are often avoided like the plague (trashed) to prevent your computer from getting a virus.
VERB. 1.The act of sending/receiving said unwantedness. 2.When your computer decides to just log you out of the internet for no reason (or a reason), or it just so happens to shut down completely.
NOUN. "Damn, my inbox is full of e-shit again, which I can't delete fast enough."
1."I'm tired of all these goddamn E.D. companies taking an e-shit in my inbox."
2.Older computers will tend to take an e-shit when you try to open 80 windows at once.
When you want to do something that isn't possible
Bill: i wish i could fly man..
John: thats E-shit bruh.