N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet
. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer
or power gamer
N: ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
word of the day: January 05, 2007
A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth
, computer speed, hard drive
size, size of DVD
collection, and an impressive frag
count in any number of popular first person shooter
"I have a +5 e-penis of down smack
"my e-penis >
a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.
Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
stfu n00b, *banned*
my epenis just shrank
Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis
Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.
A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.
In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.
This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.
'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t
or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie
or that their computer is lacking.
I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte
of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.
Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.
One's Ego over the internet
I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches