Your child that you purchased on the internet of course!
Husband: For what?
Wife: Our child Richard!
Husband: Your not pregnant, are you?
Wife: Silly! We ordered an eBaby, it's coming next week!
A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
Sally>Bobby, I have big new.
Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!
>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>