The degree of Win surpassing Epic Win, and Epic Fucking Win by miles, this should only be used in the presence of a miracle or things that are mind blowing beyong any recognition.
see: epic win
Dude1: "oh shit dude, did you see that guy? he's fucking bullet-proof! he took like ten bullets and he still took out all of those gang members!"
Dude2: "S.M.E.W.T. dude, that was fucking S.M.E.W.T.!"
|2.||I D E W 2 L U|
I Don't Ever Want To Loose You
I love you and I D E W 2 L U
E.W.W. stands for: Eating While White.
Man today at lunch me and my friends got an E.W.W. Earl gave us lunch cleanup duty for the rest of the week for this offence.
Some would see this as the word ew (ditch pig), but it actually symbolizes a person who is extraordinarily perfect, and who is without a doubt a pirate. More characteristics of a person with the e.w. quality are gorgeous, squishy and boss.
Megan: Oh my gosh.. look at that boy riding the bmx bike. he is so e.w., i want him to be my pirate king
Godzuki: i see where your coming from. if i was a girl i would totally go for him.
Slang for e/w which stands for electronic whisper, which is a text message.
"Dude, drop me an e-dub and we'll meet up"
The Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare.
"It's not 'spew' it's S.P.E.W.
|7.||S L E W E D|
To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.
My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.