E.S.P.

Extra Smelly Pussy
used in the context of a lady is a bitch

That girl's an ESP man !

E.S.P. by Bran' Noo May 6, 2003

E.S.P.

Someone who looks good and feels even better.

She's hot. Her skin is OMFG soft! She's E.S.P.

E.S.P. by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 5, 2020

E.S.P.N 

to watch some porn term meant for boys only

what are you doing johnny. NOTHING JUST WATCHIN E.S.P.N.!

E.S.P.N by assfradg February 15, 2007

r.e.s.p.e.c.t 

Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!

james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!

r.e.s.p.e.c.t by alex.x April 4, 2008

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) 

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

E.M.S.P. 

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

e.m.s.p 

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

e.m.s.p by rob May 13, 2005