E.A.S.

Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!

"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"

E.A.S. by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008

E.A.S.D. 

This stands for Excessive Attention Seeking Disorder, someone you know may have it. You can be diagnosed, so if you or your friend are obsessed with Drama, you should talk to your doctor about this disorder.

Felicia: Oh my gosh did you HEAR? Apparently you have E.A.S.D.
Stupid bitch: what’s that?
Felicia: Talk to your doctor ASAP hun!

E.A.S.D. by Ihatefakegirls February 7, 2019

The B.E.A.S.T. 

When someone is really good at football as well as in the bedroom, the best of the best

Best Ever At Scoring Touchdowns

Best Ever At Sucking Titties

Girl- My man was The B.E.A.S.T. last night
Friend - Girl, I saw he scored 3 Touchdowns

Girl - I'm talking about when he got home, he was on them titties like he was starving

The B.E.A.S.T. by Da B.E.A.S.T. June 25, 2019

A.S.S.R.E.A.M 

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me

Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..

A.S.S.R.E.A.M by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021

F.E.A.S.T. 

To Furiously Eat Anal Secretions Thoroughly. An act becoming increasing popular amongst urban teens

"Hey bluhd you tryna F.E.A.S.T. at James place tonight?"
"Yup, I heard hella people are showing up to his fecal orgy."

F.E.A.S.T. by JesusFernandez415 February 14, 2013

B.E.A.S.T 

a FABULAS PIMP with a 10 inch penis and 6 pack. often found with girls and his brohams and kicking ass

an example of a B.E.A.S.T is Liam Rogers

B.E.A.S.T by curtis June 2, 2014

m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r 

A very gay tiktok/roblox player only plays roblox and valorante if bored

"Oh that kid m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r never playa anything else."

m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r by m.a.s.o April 25, 2022