e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.

p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.

e-Vangelist by Armthehobos April 9, 2008

E-Vandal 

Someone who vandalizes websites, either out of spite, or for thrills.

Our company just got our website up and running, but some e-vandal hacked into it and sabotaged all the hard work we put into it.

E-Vandal by The Cream of Sum Yung Guy March 24, 2009

Chris Evans 

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

Chris Evans by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Evan Peters 

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

Evan Peters by queen of everything August 19, 2014

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

Chris Evans by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is one of the hottest actors ever he plays captain america like a boss
Chris Evans is so hot and cute all at the same time

he is the guy girls want to date and boys want to be

My sister is obsessed with Chris Evans

Chris Evans by short green giraffe April 18, 2019