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e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics. Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard. That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
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The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy. Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.
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The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't. Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?
Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today. |
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The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued. I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...
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Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all. Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded! |
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the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc. AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded. |
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A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it. A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet. Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard. "It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?" |
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One who is retarded at the internet. "How do you use The Google?"
"Man, you're e-tarded." |
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