to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends
Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL
Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.
A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.
This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.
They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.
A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.
"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."
A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA
That **** is just a silly e-tard
An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
One who is dumb with technology.
Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl
John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard