Top Definition
When someone sends you an email or tells you on IM a really long, boring story that you find not interesting the slightest bit yet they think it is totally awesome
Jack: Did you hear Aaron's "totally wicked" story about him in Hawaii?

Shaun: Yeah he sent me an e-tale yesterday
by Crazy Leggs OHH April 18, 2009

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