e-rection 

This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of looking at sexual content online. The "e" portion stands for electronic, the "rection" portion stands for enlarged.

I got an e-rection while browsing online at beautiful models.

e-rection by glock17 - Rick January 8, 2007

E-Recognition 

Person who will go to desperate lengths to gain the attention of the masses via the internet. This means resorting to frequently posting on RIP pages, to trolling discussion boards, to adding thousands of friends.

Girl 1: Its a tragedy that person died.
Girl 2: Your kidding me my friend count went up 25 people since I posted on the RIP Page.
Girl 1: Wow girl your cold your just in it for the E-Recognition.

E-Recognition by Defftik March 22, 2010

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

"e" rections by imnotcire April 18, 2009

e plurbis rectum 

When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.

Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.

e plurbis rectum by Soooze May 14, 2014

Erection assassin 

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

This erection is about the people. by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018