An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.
Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."
by Phaedrus2nd November 01, 2009
A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"
by requires a microscope March 29, 2004
a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
by maks August 05, 2006
Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank
by JoshNZ November 16, 2003
Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis
by WakaLakaFly December 08, 2005
Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.
A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.
by dumass June 24, 2005
'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.
I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.

Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.
by Willuknight February 14, 2006
One's Ego over the internet
I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches
by Devin May 17, 2006

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