A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.
person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!
Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.
i´m going to send you a e-mail.
i´ve got e-mail!!.
You received a e-mail!.
E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...
*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.
*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.
It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!