e-jection 

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.

1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.

e-jection by dull November 20, 2006

E-jected 

1. The act of sending an email to a random, attractive person who seems intelligent, unique and has a good taste in humor and music etc. in the act of possibly becoming friends, going on a date, or getting laid only to have the email read and never replied back.

Friend- "Hey Tim, you looked depressed, what is wrong?"

Tim- "I just got e-jected by that one hot chick whos into The Velvet Underground and The Shins"

Friend- "damn dude, let me buy you a beer"

E-jected by EraserKid November 15, 2009

E-Jected 

When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.

Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.

E-Jected by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010

E-jected 

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.

Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"

E-jected by synov March 4, 2010

Ejector seat 

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010

ejecto seato 

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

ejecto seato by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

pushing the ejector button by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019