The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

the set of pernicious behaviors associated with being an a-hole, including but not limited to poor manners at parties (throwing beverages, turning off music, ect), introduction of maliciously inappropriate or awkward content into conversation, and wearing sunglasses at night. Pretension does not necessarily correlate with such actions, but may be a first indication of an individual's propensity to act in said manner.

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

Little badges people can give you on the the new Ver.7-ultra-web2.0 Deviantart. The badges are represented as one llama that 'levels up' to gain little pixelated clothes and change colours. How many llama badges you have directly effects your e-penis, and groups sprang up quickly after the introduction of llama badges specifically for their exchange.

llama badges coinceded with the introduction of points, another way DA entices you for cash. (The other is Premium Membership). Points can be given like badges and exchanged for memberships, prints, and Deviantart swag. Points could be exchaned for usefull- even 'real world' things, but you could also use them to buy llama badges.

That's right.

You can pay money for little pixel-llamas that do jack shit.

Thanks, Deviantart.

Main arc number in Homestuck canon. According to Terezi Pyrope, it is the number of the "BL1ND PROPH3TS." Not coincidentally, Terezi's dialect of leetspeak has "A," "I," and "E" replaced with 4, 1, and 3, respectively, with no other letters given 133t counterparts. The webcomic began on April 13, 2009, and the entirety of the human protagonists' side of the story takes place on that date, which is also the 13th birthday of John Egbert, who is one of the four thirteen-year-old human protagonists. The Exiles' story takes place 413 years after those events. Other connections within the comic are too numerous to pack into this definition.

Sex organ of a Telugu male.

On account of their Negroid-Australoid descent, macrophallism is pronounced among Dravidoid Telugus.
Ethnographic & clinical measurements consistently confirm that the Telugu Penis, along with other variants of the Dravidian Penis, dwarfs the Indo-Aryan Penis & exceeds even the Nigerian Penis:

Ethnicity __ Group ___ L cm (in) __ Ref
Dravidian .. Shudra .. 24.13 (9.50) a
Dravidian .. Telugu .. 14.00 (5.51) b
Dravidian .. Malabari. 13.01 (5.12) c
Sudanoid ... Nigerian. 12.30 (4.84) d
Iranian .... Persian . 11.58 (4.56) e
Indo-Aryan . Hindi ... 11.49 (4.52) f
C European . Alpine .. 10.83 (4.26) g

a A Edwardes 'The Jewel in the Lotus' NY: Julian Press, 1959: 60
b S Krishnamurti. 'Multi-Ethnic Indian Penis Size Study' in: '11th Biennial Meetg of the Asia Pac Soc for Sexual Med
Oct 6-10, 2007, Jeju, Korea' J Sexual Med v5 sup5 (Dec 2008) 197-258.
c K Promodu et al 'Penile l. & circ.: an Indian study' Int J Impot Res 19.6 (2007): 558-563
d ML Ajmani et al 'Anthropometric study of male ext. genitalia of 320 healthy Nigerians' Anthro Anzeiger 43.2
(1985): 179-186
e D Mehraban et al 'Penile size & somatomet...

A phrase with two meanings:

1) When the writer(s) of a geek franchise introduce backstory, characters, rules, lists of information, and other continuity details that are intentionally vague, contradictory, and unresolved. The intent is to provoke fan wank and other arguments while always having the carrot of "this issue, we find THIS out!" to dangle in front of fans. Mainstream superhero comics run almost exclusively on this.

2) When a blogger or other editorial writer does an in-depth analysis of a creative work radically counter to the assumptions of its fanbase in order to provoke outrage and fan wank. Usual tactics include "over-analyzing" fantastical elements (e.g. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"), unflattering interpretations of the themes, and otherwise presenting valid arguments why the story does not logically work.