the midget man no more than 2 foot tall who cries every hour on the hour normally charity advertistments on the television set him off espeshially the donkey charity (the brooke)
'ahhh he just won't stop crying, christ what a god damn ebong'
by hagrid smith February 15, 2009
Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay).
We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong.
by Jaggsokc February 10, 2009