Much like its real world counterpart (bitch slap) an e-bitch slap is a verbal slap with forewarning in response to something stated over the internet - usually something dumb. Its goal is to leave the stupid person/troll speechless and hopefully deter them from further shenanigans.
"I swear to all that is holy. I will e-bitch slap the first person to flame this post so hard!"
by epyonnxt May 08, 2005