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8. e-TARD
(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.
The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.
1. e-tard
1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.
by pinky Jun 30, 2004 add a video
2. E-Tard
n. A derogatory name given to people on Ecstasy by those not on the drug. It is due to E users' common desire to run up and hug everyone, or engage in other assorted hypersocial behavior which may seem annoying or intrusive to those who aren't on E
"Damn E-tards, always coming up and feeling my furry coat..."
by callinghome Nov 1, 2004 add a video
3. e-tard
someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard
Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.
by grkdaisy Feb 9, 2003 add a video
4. e-tard
The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"
holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?
by Siggy Apr 25, 2005 add a video
5. e-tard
Individual whos use of ecstasy has made them stupid
I didn't understand a damn word you just said, e-tard.
6. E-tard
Someone who enjoyed the amazing and incredibly lovely drug called Ecstasy also known as MDMA, a little too much. And now retarded from it.
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "iiii giots a dee ploos in ingalalish this semesterrrr"
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."


apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :]
they are special and believe you are special to them too.
by fucksxepussies Aug 26, 2005 add a video
7. E-Tard
Somebody who has become mentally impared due to excessive use of the drug, ecstacy.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.
"Wow, you've become such an e-tard."

"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."

"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."
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