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Beeedle (3 e's) 

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.
beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

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m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.
Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.