A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.
Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.
by Ali J December 20, 2004
A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
by juxtaposer March 12, 2009
someone who does way too much E.
holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!
by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008
A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.
Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.
by c3m3t3ry February 25, 2006
One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards
The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.
by electro soundwave October 21, 2003
one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)
My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.
by Juniperpeach October 20, 2010
Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.
Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
by Bearmike March 06, 2008

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