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A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.
Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.
by c3m3t3ry February 25, 2006
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Someone that has done way to many drugs (specifically Ecstasy) and is sketched out and weird. Probably normal, social drug user before they started doing X every weekend until they needed 4 pills to roll and their minds turned to mush.

Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.

Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Yeah Kenny was pretty cool until he started doing mad drugs. Poor fool is so e-tarded he can barely interact with people socially.
by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson July 16, 2010
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A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"
by squipple November 09, 2002
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A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.
Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."
by ETC_luv November 28, 2005
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London based football team who have unbelievable tekkers. A team comparable to E'tards will have a large squad and the manager will rotate the team around a core group of players. An E'tarded football team will also call upon reserve players more accustomed to other sports e.g. rugby. It has been reported that the current squad (2010/2011 season) have a combined value of approximately £100. Often play in a 4-4-2 diamond formation. The team have a large fan base who follow the team religiously whether at home or on the road and turnout to see derby games has often led to pitch invasions and fans even getting down onto the touch line to catch mere glimpses of the skill the players possess. Commonly known as the Tards.
Football player 1 "We are playing the E'tards this week."

Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."

Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"

Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."
by Footy fan 5201184 March 06, 2011
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A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!
Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!
by Noah gyles May 01, 2006
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kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb
1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard
by little_miss September 28, 2006
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