e-depression 

Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they're 'depressed' and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms.

If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn't be on the internet talking to others about it.

Usually coupled with poetry that's utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.

Oh woe my crimson skies, when will it all end (like)

"Life sucks i'm gonna end it like the agony of the night sky"

"I slit my wrists and tell people about it"

e-depression by Rhythmic December 5, 2004

e-depression 

The mental disorder that 95% of myspace users suffer from.

"Oh help, my life is so shit, i wanna die, im suffering from e-depression"

"He was my life, i cant live without him"

"Somebody kill me, i hate life"

e-depression by Zolace September 15, 2008

e-depression 

Common amongst cannabis users, it refers to the emotion one gets when trying to remember the alphabet past the letter E.

JoJo was numbed by e-depression. He tried to focus, but in his raddled mind, he was sure F was not a real letter.

e-depression by Ernest McGurkinstein September 23, 2005

edpression 

(1) the state of missing Ed Sheeran so much during his break that all you can do is listen to Photograph and cry

(2) the state of being after an Ed Sheeran concert because it's over

non sheerio: omg why are you so upset?
sheerio: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EDPRESSION FEELS LIKE SO GO AWAY.

edpression by xsheeriox June 24, 2016

Eddepression

"Eddepression" is the feeling you get after being rejected, insulted, or experience any negative emotion, because of a person with the name Eddie. Eddepression can be felt on varying degrees and can be a result of something superficial or extremely traumatic.

Alyssa: Yo, what's wrong ?
Bella: My eddepression is kicking in.
Julia: What happened ?
Bella: He called me a bipolar whore and told me to talk to him when I'm mentally stable.

Alyssa: Oof.

Eddepression by bipolar whore August 2, 2017